i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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