she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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