Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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