living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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