Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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