he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
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