why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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