why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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