its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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