Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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