peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I wish you could order shots online.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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