so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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