love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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