...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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