I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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