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I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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