we have officially lost it.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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