Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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