K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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