Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I still have a little drunk in my system
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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