she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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