Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
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