Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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