shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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