my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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