You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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