Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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