i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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