Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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