but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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