About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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