question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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