smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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