Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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