i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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