i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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