I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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