Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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go home
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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