Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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