I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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