My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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