would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
