dude i'm inner monologue high
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
His hands were made for my vagina.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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