weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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