Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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