Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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