Three words: puerto rican gang bang
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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