She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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