she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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