The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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