Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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