so explain again why im purple
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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