Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you mean i was at the winter classic?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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