I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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