I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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